Random weirdness
Price
$19.99
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Description
- It could be useful. It could be ridiculous. It might change your life—or just make you laugh when you open it. One thing’s for sure: you’ll have no clue what’s inside until it arrives. (We promise it won’t be a live raccoon. Probably.)
- Perfect for people who love surprises, hate predictability, or just want mail that makes them giggle. Your friends will ask, ‘What is it?’ and you’ll proudly answer, ‘I honestly have no idea.’
- Think of it like opening a birthday present from that one weird uncle. It won’t change your life, but it will definitely make you wonder about ours.
- We spin a wheel of nonsense, close our eyes, and grab something. That’s what you’re getting. Congratulations, you’re now the proud owner of… whatever that is.
- May contain: a squeaky toy that only squeaks when judged, a spoon that screams at soup, or a sock that whispers your childhood nickname. All equally useful.